SHAKY KNEES, NEPALESE

Are you looking for adventure? Are you the outdoorsy type? Do you like to make your friends cry and threaten murder? ME TOO! Well then, have I got the perfect pants-shitting activity for you! Do a VIA FERRATA and do it now before your brain realizes what your body is doing. 

Achievement

So as some of you may have heard, I just signed a 13-year $325 million contract to… ok that’s a lie. I can’t even think of something to finish that sentence with. How crappy is that? People are getting paid $325 gazillion to do actual things and I can’t even come up with the ending to a sentence. Mo’ money mo’ problems though, am I right?

You Had Me at Quesadilla

Yeah, so New York City has about a trillion places to eat. OK, I don’t know what the exact number is but I imagine it’s close and that it changes daily. And you can find anything you are looking for. Anything! Go ahead – what do you like? Panamanian? They have that. Kenyan? That too. Tibetan? OK, you’re not even trying…