How to Totally Nail Your First Trip Abroad

My first four trips out of the country were to a place not often visited for pleasure, Venezuela, one of the most dangerous countries in the world. I am very lucky that these were my first trips because the odds of my going there now are about as low as Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz can get. I was so naïve… I mean, so, soooo naïve. But because of this, I was able to have more fun than a tornado in a trailer park and with very little anxiety. Somehow, I made it out alive and unharmed. Would I visit there today, knowing what I know now? Almost definitely no. Am I glad that I went? Oh hell yes. Ignorance is bliss my friends.

Do This, Not That at the EPCOT Food & Wine Festival

This past weekend marked my 4th consecutive year attending the EPCOT Food and Wine Festival in Orlando, Florida so naturally that makes me a stone-cold expert. If you don’t know anything about this, do yourself a favor and check out the Disney Food Blog and mark it on your calendar for next fall. Seriously, you’ll thank me; we all know Disney kicks ass at everything.